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duncanmckean

Class: Designer
Culture: European
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Age: Indeterminate
Personality: ENTP-T (this week)

Attributes

68
STRENGTH
76
DEXTERITY
96
CONSTITUTION
89
INTELLIGENCE
66
WISDOM
91
CHARISMA

Tea Consumption

95%

Juggling Workloads

67%

Surviving Without Sleep

66%

Talking to Anybody

85%

Asking Questions

74%

Scrubs Up Well

45%

Pop Culture Trivia

89%

Witty Comeback

87%

Spotting Bad Design

86%

Abilities

Talents

Explaining Complex Things Simply

91%

Graphic Design

96%

Product Design

88%

Annoying Curiosity

79%

Making Technology Work

81%

Writing

76%

Autodidact

54%

Apophenia

32%

Skills

Adobe Illustrator

85%

Adobe Photoshop

79%

Adobe InDesign

81%

Illustration

71%

Blender 3D

68%

Laser Cutting

79%

Woodworking

64%

Illustration

74%

Interests

RPGs & Board Games

80%

Creative Techniques

78%

Open Source Philosophy

69%

Making Digital Music

71%

Design Thinking

71%

Movies: Arthouse, Scifi, Anything

82%

Books: Scifi, Reference, Outlaw Journalism

89%

Cthulhu Mythos

99%

Biological Makeup

Earth

10%

Air

40%

Fire

20%

Water

30%

Blood

40%

Yellow Bile

20%

Black Bile

10%

Phlegm

30%

Oxygen

65%

Carbon

18%

Hydrogen

10%

Other

7%

Education

Nederlands Taal Een

Speaking, reading and writing basic Dutch.
Vrij Universitaat Haarlem
2009-2010

BSc (Hons) Creative Product Design

Award: First Class with Honours
University of the West of England
2005-2009

Modules Included:
Design and Business
Design and Creativity
Graduate Project
Mechanical Engineering
Material Science
3D Modelling & Visualisations

Certificate in Design and Innovation

Award: Merit Pass
The Open University
2005

Modules Included:
Design Theory
Product Design
Web Design

Previous Education

A-Levels: Maths, Statistics, Physics, English Literature, Classical Civilisation, Ancient History

GCSEs: English Language, English Literature, Latin, French, Maths, Statistics, Physics, Electronics, Chemistry, Geography, Art, Drama

Experience

Independent Creative

duncanmckean.com, Bristol, UK
2018-present

Activities are split between self-supported initiatives, friendly collaborations, teaching design and creativity skills and client-commissioned projects.

Game Designer in Residence

Sparkwood and 21, Bristol, UK
2017-present

We make small, beautiful games.

Product Designer

Bristol Design Forge, Bristol
2015-Present

– Design and manufacture of small to medium runs of bespoke laser-cut products
– New business development
– Digital and analogue marketing and PR
– Running a fully working wood working workshop

Occasional Associate Lecturer

University of the West of England
2009 & 2016

Graphic Design and Visual Communication Lecturer.

Designer & Project Manager

Studio McKean, Amsterdam, NL
2009-2015

Providing a range of graphic, web, print and brand design solutions for international organisations including Global Reporting, Greenpeace, Elsevier, Deltafix, and the David Lynch Foundation.

Graphic Designer

Barefoot Creative, Clifton
2005-2009

Developing visual identities, graphic interfaces for web and multimedia presentations and various prints to help fund my education.

After seeing all that, what's not to like? We should hang out.